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Why, Emperor, why? by Kain-Moerder Why, Emperor, why? by Kain-Moerder
Sister Ada Lehmann was going to purge another bunch of heretics when she noticed that her flamethrower is empty. She hurried to the nearest promethium supply station to refill her weapon, but the tank was empty.

'Emperor, why have you forsaken me? Baww...' )
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:iconbersekers1:
Bersekers1 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Me: I gotz a solushan fo yooz! Yooz don' need no sille jooz like dat! Yooz jus got to belive an' it will be thar! Like da WAAAAAGGHH!!!

*All empty flamers are then pointed at me and is then burned to flames despite having empty fumes.*

Imperial: Well what do ya know? It does work!
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014   Digital Artist
Since that day sisters use 'EMPRAAAAAGH!!!' war shout all the time. )
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:iconprivate-funny-man:
Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
This is so adorable. Maybe it was a Blood Raven. Or maybe a Salamander served in the Deathwatch with Cyrus, and became tainted with the Blood Magpie way of life.
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner May 30, 2014   Digital Artist
I guess you're right, and we must blame Blood Ravens for this mess. Thieving magpies...
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:iconprivate-funny-man:
Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner May 30, 2014
They stole from the Custodes, and the Grey Knights. They could steal anything. They're probably able to steal everything because of two reasons:
One: Indrick Boreal became a Chaos God and is helping his former battle brothers.
Two: Or the Emperor using them as a punishment.
Or Magnus is helping them somehow. It's probably the first two.
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   Digital Artist
I like the idea about Magnus. He helps his lost children to get by. )
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:iconprivate-funny-man:
Private-Funny-Man Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Yeah, that's heartwarming. He helps his sons, and he gets back at the Emperor in a way.
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:iconmonitor49:
monitor49 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
-Cuts to five minutes ago when a pair of traitor Guardsmen drive off in a Hellhound with the last of the promethium-
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013   Digital Artist
Bawww. (
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:iconmonitor49:
monitor49 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
...Oh for the love of the Emprah, please stop making that sad face, I can't take it anymore! Look if I lend you my shotgun will it make you feel better. Oh don't look at me like that, all you need is the right kind of ammo. Is this case I would suggest inferno rounds, all the punch of a shotgun with the after effects of a trusty flamer. Thankfully I keep a few spare rounds in case of Ork invasion, don't want them sending out any spores right?
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013   Digital Artist
Yay! Inferno rounds! =^___^=
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:iconfoley1310:
foley1310 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Emprah: gas aint cheap ye know...
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013   Digital Artist
Hah, right. 'Show me yer money first'.
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:iconwild00mike:
Wild00Mike Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
a passing librain offers to give her a puggyback ride and spray warp flames for her
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012   Digital Artist
Yay!
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:iconsheledriia:
Sheledriia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
d'awwwwww
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012   Digital Artist
^___^
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:icondressydung:
DressyDung Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
lol
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:icondarylchin:
DarylChin Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
Emperor: Because promethium fuel costs $4.15 a liter. War makes the economy bad. Sorry.
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012   Digital Artist
No more burned heretics for you, sister Ada.
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:icongeorgesconcepts:
GeorgesConcepts Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
inb4 Salamanders arrive, help purge them and take her to the Fortress-Monastery in their pimp wagon- I mean Land Raider.
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012   Digital Artist
Hee-hee... Nice. )
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:iconpaulinaghost:
paulinaghost Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
:icongreatjobplz:
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012   Digital Artist
))
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:iconpaulinaghost:
paulinaghost Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
=)
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:iconsickoleman:
sickoleman Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
HAHAHAHA just like some of more unfortunate games
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
So true. )
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:iconblackice1050:
BlackIce1050 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
this is absolutely great :3
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
Thank you, kind sir. )
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:iconblackice1050:
BlackIce1050 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
you're most welcome :3
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:iconignika24:
ignika24 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Dreadnought stole all your promethius
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
BAWWWWW!.. *sad sister*
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:iconignika24:
ignika24 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
And then he used it up on xeno scum
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:iconkoshindou:
Koshindou Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Truly it is a dark day for the Sisterhood. :)

I love her expression - very nicely done.
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks. ^__^
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:iconkoshindou:
Koshindou Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
You're quite welcome. :)
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:iconcadianconcript:
CadianConcript Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012
Lulz!
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
^___^
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:iconbrothercoa:
BrotherCoa Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
XD

GReat photo by the way...
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
Thanks. )
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:iconpsionicninja2000:
psionicninja2000 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
"Because I would hope my children would be more creative then purgation by fire."
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012   Digital Artist
Sister Ada Lehmann is a pyromaniac. Her favorite (and only) weapon is a huge custom-made flamethrower. That's why it's so critical for her to always have a big supply of promethium nearby.
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psionicninja2000 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Ah, I see... Pyromania, NOT having it is a sign of mental instability in the Imperium.
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:iconmattmaster112:
Mattmaster112 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012
just imagining the camera slowly zooming in on her face as lux aeternea is playing
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:iconkain-moerder:
Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012   Digital Artist
Bawww...
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:icongazzz477:
gazzz477 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The sisters of battle enjoy burning things right?
does that mean Games Workshop is trying to tell us that women should stay in the kitchen
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:icongeorgesconcepts:
GeorgesConcepts Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
You fool! The battlefield IS their kitchen!
Flamers? Cookers.
Heretics? Uncooked meat.
Meltas? Conduction cookers.
Chainswords? Meat tenderisers.

C'mon, the big guy's hungry on that chair of his and that meat won't cook itself!
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gazzz477 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Really? I thought that was what the castodians were for, that or the grey knights...no wait..the knights get his shopping, thats it
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:icongeorgesconcepts:
GeorgesConcepts Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012
After all, the guy has a whole humanity under his command. Why not let them prepare your food in the most zealous way possible?
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:icongazzz477:
gazzz477 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just don't trust the catachans, or kriegans.
Tarinth do make a good haggis though
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