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Stop talking heresy! by Kain-Moerder Stop talking heresy! by Kain-Moerder
'A d-date?!! What do you mean?! We're just walking to the same shooting range. It's just a coincidence! Sheesh, how can you be so stupid!?'
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LordSia Featured By Owner 3 days ago
"Famous for being voted the 'Cutest Officer in the Sector' no less than twelve years in a row, ever since she was assigned here she has captured the hearts and minds of both guardsmen and civilians alike. And yet, despite being deployed to the frontlines of every conflict in the past decade, she has yet to execute any soldier for cowardice in the face of the enemy. Sergeant, you've worked with the commissar Chan for ten years; can you tell us what her secret is?"

"That's easy. You see, any commissar worth their gelt is scarier than the enemy. Problem is, most of them are like that all the time, so the troops don't like them very much. Commissar Chan, on the other hand, is down-right sweet most of the time, so the troops love her."

"So the secret is the mens' love of their officer, then?"

"Nope. The secret is that if you disappoint her, she'll make you fuckin' wish for someone to kill you."

"That explains why she's also won the 'Scariest Officer in the Sector', though not how she started winning it three years before she arrived."

"There ain't enough gold in the Throne itself to make me tell you that story."
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Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner 3 days ago   Digital Artist
It was great. )

Thanks for this interview. )
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Bersekers1 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
LOL, Tsundere Commisa-*BLAM!*

...Worth it.
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Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014   Digital Artist
Medic! We have another one here!

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SkeeNLangly Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
няшка:3
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Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014   Digital Artist
^__^
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ChickenOfRohan Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student General Artist
A tsundere that doesnt even have her hand on the bolt pistol?
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Kain-Moerder Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014   Digital Artist
It was her 'dere' day.
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Shotgun02 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student
I was just blessing my Bolt Pistol and Chainsword. How was I talking heresy? The only good heretic is a dead heretic.
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sciencevsart Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"But that's heresy, Onii-chan!"
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